Idk what this is, but it is

Lemon Sucker from Ralph Mastromonaco on Vimeo.

Chromophobia

Some acting i did for Ralph last year.....


Chromaphobia from Ralph Mastromonaco on Vimeo.

My Experimental Film

Here is what I turned in for my spring 1qrt Experimental Workshop last year in May 2007.  It was fun to show at screenings.  The students got it, the teachers didn't.  Priceless. 

My Experimental Film from Daniel Alexander on Vimeo.

Bayside "Carry On"

Here is the music video I PA'd for back in January for the band Bayside....



For a higher res version CLICK HERE

ONE MORE MONTH!!!!!!!

It's April 22nd, and you know what that means! It's only one more month to May 22nd,  INDIANA JONES and the KINGDOM OF THE CRYSTAL SKULL!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bad Idea

So I was at the Walmart looking for something that I didn't find.

Then I saw Chocolate Skittles. I like Chocolate. I like Skittles. So I bought them.





Bad Idea.

I could barely eat a handful of them without hurling.

I'd rather lick the inside of drainage pipe in Jersey than have to eat one more of those things.

Are you Serious? PART II

The day immediately after I saw the college kid wearing the Linkin Park t-shirt I saw him again and....

Was he wearing?

a.) a paper bag

b.) a dress

c.) a Linkin Park sweatshirt

Sadly to the good of the human race he was wearing a Linkin Park sweatshirt. 

me- "Dude, No way, Are you Fucking Serious?"

linkin park guy- "Boondock Saints is such an underrated film"

I really wish I was making this up, but nope, it happened.  

-except for him saying the thing about the boondock saints, but i could tell he was definitely thinking that

Something Special

So my friend Chad decided do a little improv film experiment.... this is what we came up with in 48 horus.......

Something Special - 48 hour cut from chadjcarbone on Vimeo.

Senior Thesis

So I'm making my senior thesis next year.....yeah i know. WTF. I'm meeting with a professor tomorrow to ask him to be my adviser for it.

The Film is based off a dream I had a few weeks ago that freaked me out hard core. The dream was only Act I and part of Act II though. So I gotta figure out how it all ends and such. I've been thinking a lot, and have some pretty cool stuff in there.

It's going to be wicked awesome.


I'll keep you updated.

Are You Serious?

So I saw this guy wearing a Linkin Park t-shirt today.

I was like "Tell me you're wearing that as a joke."

He was like "What?"

Then I kicked him in the neck in my mind.



Then End