Wednesday, December 17, 2008

Hi Blog

Dear Blog,

It's me Dan. I know we havn't talked in a while, I hope you can forgive me. Things have been a little crazy here on planet earth.

Did you know that Thursday derives from the old english word Thorsday, Thor the Nordic God Thor. Pretty cool huh. Well i thought so. I've been telling people all day.

I saw a kid on campus today who was pulling one of those backpacks with the wheels and long handle. I was like "what a pussy, put it on your back like a man, it's called a backpack, not a roll behind you pack", but then i thought maybe he had scoliosis or some sort of disorder so i felt bad about how i judged him so quickly and harshly.

I think i sprained or over extended my ring and pinky fingers climbing yesterday. The tendons feel all funky. I went to webMD to look up some info, but then it asked my email address to continue so i was like Fthat and i quit.

I almost bought a can of Sparks at 7/11, but then i didn't.

I want to practice riding on the top bar of my bike so i can ride it into the side of a bridge and flip off into the water. I think that would be pretty sweet.

There is this kid in one of my Shakespeare classes that i want to ultimate punch in the face. I think he's a time traveling teachers pet sent here from the 4th grade to annoy the balls and ovaries off everyone in class.

Still working on the script. I try to get it finished every night. Hopefully this will be that night.

Talk to you later Blog,

Heart Daniel Danger Alexander Stebbins of Macedonia Son of Balin Son of Murdock Son of Foxtrot Son of Ivan Son of Roland Son of Thor

Tuesday, October 14, 2008

Alternative Frame by Frame class

Some stuff from this quarters Alternative Frame by Frame class taught by the bad ass teacher Tom Gasek.


Broom Rock from Daniel Alexander on Vimeo.





Mummified Carl from Daniel Alexander on Vimeo.

Tuesday, June 24, 2008

Senior Thesis: doodlin

So I've been writing my senior thesis...


Here is what i drew the character of The Ghost of Stanislavsky (Stan) to be.

In the final movie he'll be a real person with proportionate arms and all that cool stuff.

Friday, June 6, 2008

BK Lounge, you just lost a customer


Alright, so two things happened at the same time. I was hungry, and I was driving. So I decided to stop at the local BK Lounge (Burger King).


They are doing a special Indiana Jones promotion thing now so I ordered a Kids Meal to get a sweet Indiana Jones toy that the nice little sweat shop children made just for me. The lady with a mustache gave me the bag, yes she really really had a mustache, and it was really really dark.....


The bag had the Indiana Jones logo on it and all of the 8 toys that may be inside. I was pumped to say the least. I opened up the bag and who was inside? Indy in the mine car? Indy running from the giant boulder? Indy on a Pyramid?


NOPE


It was SpongeBob FUCKING SquarePants!


WTF


Seriously, I've never been so pissed.


BK Lounge, I thought we were friends, and now you pulled this trickery.


We are done. FOREVER.

Thursday, May 15, 2008

30 Second Commercial

This is the diddy i made for 30 Second Commercial Class........


Sunday, May 11, 2008

SportsZone: Hockumentary

So back in November for my Job at SportsZone we shot this thing called the Hockumentary. At SportsZone we come out with a new half hour show every 2 weeks. Usually we have four short segments in the show of different RIT sports. But for this episode we decided to do something a little different by doing a more documentary cinema verite style approach. Over the course of two full shooting days we followed multiple people who make a Division I Hockey weekend all come together at RIT happen including the players, the coach, the rink crew, the equipment manager and even the Zamboni guy Stu. To check out other episodes go to our official web site.

For this episode and all the rest of the show I was in charge of all the camera people and crew shooting, getting them together and organized and such. It was a bitch organizing this one, because we were following so many people doing different things all over campus at the same time. But we got it all figured out and it came out pretty good. For this particular episode I shot all the coach footage and helped edit as well. We won a Platinum Telly Award for this episode a few weeks ago too.


RIT Sportszone "Hockumentary" from Kent Weaver on Vimeo.

Idk what this is, but it is


Lemon Sucker from Ralph Mastromonaco on Vimeo.

Chromophobia

Some acting i did for Ralph last year.....


Chromaphobia from Ralph Mastromonaco on Vimeo.

Thursday, May 8, 2008

My Experimental Film

Here is what I turned in for my spring 1qrt Experimental Workshop last year in May 2007.  It was fun to show at screenings.  The students got it, the teachers didn't.  Priceless. 

Sunday, May 4, 2008

Bayside "Carry On"

Here is the music video I PA'd for back in January for the band Bayside....



For a higher res version CLICK HERE

Tuesday, April 22, 2008

ONE MORE MONTH!!!!!!!


It's April 22nd, and you know what that means! It's only one more month to May 22nd,  INDIANA JONES and the KINGDOM OF THE CRYSTAL SKULL!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thursday, April 17, 2008

Bad Idea

So I was at the Walmart looking for something that I didn't find.

Then I saw Chocolate Skittles. I like Chocolate. I like Skittles. So I bought them.





Bad Idea.

I could barely eat a handful of them without hurling.

I'd rather lick the inside of drainage pipe in Jersey than have to eat one more of those things.

Tuesday, April 15, 2008

Are you Serious? PART II


The day immediately after I saw the college kid wearing the Linkin Park t-shirt I saw him again and....

Was he wearing?
a.) a paper bag
b.) a dress
c.) a Linkin Park sweatshirt

Sadly to the good of the human race he was wearing a Linkin Park sweatshirt. 

me- "Dude, No way, Are you Fucking Serious?"

linkin park guy- "Boondock Saints is such an underrated film"


I really wish I was making this up, but nope, it happened.  
-except for him saying the thing about the boondock saints, but i could tell he was definitely thinking that

Something Special

So my friend Chad decided do a little improv film experiment.... this is what we came up with in 48 horus.......


Tuesday, April 8, 2008

Senior Thesis

So I'm making my senior thesis next year.....yeah i know. WTF. I'm meeting with a professor tomorrow to ask him to be my adviser for it.

The Film is based off a dream I had a few weeks ago that freaked me out hard core. The dream was only Act I and part of Act II though. So I gotta figure out how it all ends and such. I've been thinking a lot, and have some pretty cool stuff in there.

It's going to be wicked awesome.


I'll keep you updated.

Sunday, April 6, 2008

Are You Serious?

So I saw this guy wearing a Linkin Park t-shirt today.

I was like "Tell me you're wearing that as a joke."

He was like "What?"

Then I kicked him in the neck in my mind.



Then End

Thursday, February 28, 2008

The Lost One......now on Vimeo

Yo so my movie is up on Vimeo now, go check it out here in HD



Or just watch it here if you like looking at small things.....

Wednesday, February 27, 2008

My Rant on ROC Loop

So my friend Aaron taped me doing a rant the other day during screenings sign up about my greedy landlord, and now its on the internets.

Monday, February 25, 2008

Update

So I finished my film at 10am this morning for my 11am screening.

It took three tries to export it correctly.

The first time it went through the entire 22 min to export then the file it created wouldn't open. So then I tried it under a different compression. Under the new compression it f'ed up the aspect ratio, so i tried it again with the original one and thankfully that worked after another 22 min of converting.

And even more thankfully some dude was really late letting people into the auditorium so the whole screenings started a half hour late. Which gave me time. Then I was texting one of my friends who was at screenings getting constant live updates and I also told her to tell the host to stall between films. It felt like I was in a freaking movie, like I was going to be late on some drug raid or something.

By the time the DVD was almost done burning I was screaming Daniel Plainview lines to let out all my frustration.

I got to screenings with my movie right as the person before me was finishing.



I'll put it on Vimeo tomorrow, now I gotta sleep, hard core.

Saturday, February 23, 2008

my winter film


Alright, so week 10 has ended, I'm finally going to have my winter one quarter film done tomorrow.

I shot the last pickup shots today and did all the ADR with Roger. Tomorrow I have to finish color correcting, place in the shots I did today, do ADR with Denise then smooth over the sound.

It will debut in the Carlson building Sunday February 23rd at 11:00am.

Then I will put it on vimeo.


Poster Illustrated by Greg Caggiano and colored by Ralph Mastromonaco

Wednesday, February 13, 2008

May 22, 2008

So the teaser trailer comes out tomorrow sometime between 8 and 9am on the morning show of ABC, and it will also show before The Spiderdick Chronicles coming into theatres tomorrow.


Thursday, January 24, 2008

This is what my school serves on MLK day


I didn't beleive it when i first heard.

But yes.

RIT serves Fried Chicken in memory of Dr. King on his B-day.

Wednesday, January 23, 2008

We built this city on rock and roll



I had to do three tough things today.

1. Be on a rock video shoot for 13 hours.

2. Try not to get sad about Heath.

3. Explain NEDM to a friend.

Sunday, January 20, 2008

Experimental Film Class

So my experimental film teacher is the kind of lady that would get a raging female boner over watching a two hour film of a plastic bag blowing around in the wind.

With that fact in mind I made this video in a couple hours and showed it to her and my class as my final project. She didn't like it at all, it was hilarious watching her taking it seriously and picking apart its "artistic" meaning (lulz).

I turned in something completely different for screenings. I'm still trying to find that file.


The Last To Know from Daniel Alexander on Vimeo.