Tuesday, August 4, 2009

Climbing in the woods



taken on camera phone, better ones to come.

Mon Day

Today today today was a beeootiful day outside.

Took Geno for a walk to go meet Reggie.

Went for an awesome 7 mile run, to Park Ave, up to Highland Park, through the cemetery, climbed over a fence into UofR, and back home.

Went and saw Year One at the dollar theatre with all the dudes. It was actually quite funny, and i enjoyed it thoroughly. This was the kind of movie that did not take itself seriously and just had Jack Black playing Jack Black and Michael Cera playing Michael Cera which worked out well. I have always liked having modern dialogue in ancient and historical times for comedy. Whenever i think of the past i imagine all the cool people like Marco Polo and Leonardo Da Vinci talking all sarcastically and witty instead of the stiffs like most movies portray them.

Everything was going fine until i stopped by a friends place and on the TV was the most disgusting commercial i have ever seen. Not just the most disgusting commercial, but the most disgusting thing i have seen this year. It was an add for Miracle Whip, where they put at least six spoon fulls of this stuff on a burger, and the lady squeezed it, and it came gushing out the side. Seriously i barfed in my mouth. Fuck that shit.

Monday, August 3, 2009

IMPORTANT UPDATE


Jesus balls, orange creamsicle pop tarts are a travesty to mankind and everything that is beautiful and good in this world.

It is the culinary equivalent to a toxic waste dumb.


I just needed to vent this, and to warn others.

Open Mic @ The Comedy Club in Webster

Sunday Sunday Sunday

Woke up sore as a something vulgar. I looked at my feet and they were black as charcoal. Took a nice shower then walked down to Highland Diner and had an amazing ham and cheese omelet, spicy hash browns and wheat bread.

Then I drove down to Wellsville and Canisteo to partake in two big family reunion bonanzas with family all in from all over the USandA. Played Texas hold'em with a bunch of relatives which was pretty fun. Heard some messed up stories involving things I dare not say.


Missed the first night of Shark Week :(

Sunday, August 2, 2009

SatuRday

woke up.

went to Park Ave Fest.

Hung out on a front porch for a while, then some homeless guy with a guitar played for us for about an hour.

Ended up going to some back yard party and dancing with a bunch of elderly African American ladies to Michael Jackson and Madonna songs. It was pretty dang fun.

Walked around all over.

Sleepage.

FRY day

went on a good run. found some cool shit to climb.

went and saw Funny People.

Still postulating how i feel about it.

Friday, July 31, 2009

Thurrrrrsday

Woke up.
Showered.

Went for a bike ride, got some pizza, then went to Pinnacle Hill, found some sweet trails, jumps and vistas. Met these two dudes in the woods.

Performed at The Comedy Club in Webster tonight, along with 29 other comics. God damn, it was a 3 and a half hour show for everyone. The crowd was nice and big, probably around 70+ people, which was the most people I've ever performed in front of. That made it a little nerve wracking, but it was still fun, did a couple little flubs, but like all of them, its all a learning experience.

Home, drank some chocolate milk. Wrote this. Pass out time.

Wednesday, July 29, 2009

Wednesdae

Whenever I wake up early I seriously have weird ass episodes. I will set my alarm, but somehow I will always wake myself up before them, not to actually get up for the day, but to stay 80% asleep so i can wake up in a Milli seconds notice to turn off my annoying alarm. I can't stop this. This happens every time. Some part of me takes control of my body and mind and is dead set on those few extra minutes of crack sleep.

But anyways I got up early for this music video shoot for this rapper called Asap. http://www.myspace.com/asapone It was pretty fun and the rappers were really nice guys. We shot it on the Cannon Mark 5D, with a couple bounce cards in the overcast and rain. Shot in a bunch of places across Rochester, only got kicked out of one of them, so that wasn't too bad. Saw a good deal of interesting characters walking around Main Street in Rochester. Ate at Nick Tahoes for the first time, wasn't too shabby, I mean, it's no where to take a lady but you can get a pretty damn good cheeseburger for just two dollars.

Performed at another Stand Up open mic tonight with Mr. Theroux. This time it was at this place called Sullys Tavern or bar or something. Talk about a hole in the wall bar, it was under a highway overpass and on a dead end street. Anyways, much like Monday night the crowd consisted of the other comedians performing. The sole non-comedian performer was this old man that could fill out a C-Cup and wore cut off jean short shorts. Classic to say the least. It was about half and half of the comedians who did all new stuff to just test the waters and ones who did their regular set list. When it was my turn, about 80% of everyone was outside on a smoke break, so I had two other comedians and short shorts to test my new stuff. Good experience nonetheless. Doing it again tomorrow night up in Webster.

Toosday

I finished reading Vagabonding today.

Damn
Good
Stuff


Wrote a little for my feature script.

And i'm pretty damn sure LA is lookin like the place to be come done with classes.