Sunday, January 11, 2009

Making Contact

Here is the trailer for my friend Toby's Film...."Making Contact" starring me and Adam Snyder.

It's going to rock your balls.


Making Contact Teaser from Toby Orzano on Vimeo.

Wednesday, December 17, 2008

Hi Blog

Dear Blog,

It's me Dan. I know we havn't talked in a while, I hope you can forgive me. Things have been a little crazy here on planet earth.

Did you know that Thursday derives from the old english word Thorsday, Thor the Nordic God Thor. Pretty cool huh. Well i thought so. I've been telling people all day.

I saw a kid on campus today who was pulling one of those backpacks with the wheels and long handle. I was like "what a pussy, put it on your back like a man, it's called a backpack, not a roll behind you pack", but then i thought maybe he had scoliosis or some sort of disorder so i felt bad about how i judged him so quickly and harshly.

I think i sprained or over extended my ring and pinky fingers climbing yesterday. The tendons feel all funky. I went to webMD to look up some info, but then it asked my email address to continue so i was like Fthat and i quit.

I almost bought a can of Sparks at 7/11, but then i didn't.

I want to practice riding on the top bar of my bike so i can ride it into the side of a bridge and flip off into the water. I think that would be pretty sweet.

There is this kid in one of my Shakespeare classes that i want to ultimate punch in the face. I think he's a time traveling teachers pet sent here from the 4th grade to annoy the balls and ovaries off everyone in class.

Still working on the script. I try to get it finished every night. Hopefully this will be that night.

Talk to you later Blog,

Heart Daniel Danger Alexander Stebbins of Macedonia Son of Balin Son of Murdock Son of Foxtrot Son of Ivan Son of Roland Son of Thor

Tuesday, October 14, 2008

Alternative Frame by Frame class

Some stuff from this quarters Alternative Frame by Frame class taught by the bad ass teacher Tom Gasek.


Broom Rock from Daniel Alexander on Vimeo.





Mummified Carl from Daniel Alexander on Vimeo.

Tuesday, June 24, 2008

Senior Thesis: doodlin

So I've been writing my senior thesis...


Here is what i drew the character of The Ghost of Stanislavsky (Stan) to be.

In the final movie he'll be a real person with proportionate arms and all that cool stuff.

Friday, June 6, 2008

BK Lounge, you just lost a customer


Alright, so two things happened at the same time. I was hungry, and I was driving. So I decided to stop at the local BK Lounge (Burger King).


They are doing a special Indiana Jones promotion thing now so I ordered a Kids Meal to get a sweet Indiana Jones toy that the nice little sweat shop children made just for me. The lady with a mustache gave me the bag, yes she really really had a mustache, and it was really really dark.....


The bag had the Indiana Jones logo on it and all of the 8 toys that may be inside. I was pumped to say the least. I opened up the bag and who was inside? Indy in the mine car? Indy running from the giant boulder? Indy on a Pyramid?


NOPE


It was SpongeBob FUCKING SquarePants!


WTF


Seriously, I've never been so pissed.


BK Lounge, I thought we were friends, and now you pulled this trickery.


We are done. FOREVER.

Thursday, May 15, 2008

30 Second Commercial

This is the diddy i made for 30 Second Commercial Class........